ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Written By bryanboy

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Oh. my. fucking. God.

Oh I fucking hate it.

Oh Jesus Mary mother of Christ.

Ugh.

Since this is my blog (aka my personal, online, "dear diary", I’m gonna open up like the honest BITCH that I am and say what’s coming out from my head/heart/ass.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Words cannot express my fuckin anger.

Ugh. I can’t believe I didn’t took pictures of him.

My friend Natalya, being the pimp that she is (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA), introduced me to one of her gay friends.

His name is Evgenia (like my friend Jane… that’s her real name but Evgenia, pronounced as "Jhhhhaneya" or "John-ya"), he’s fuckin 32, soooo muscular, have very short dark hair (just the way I like it), some light stubble, (like Dima), about 6-foot-2, have soooo super strong arms and rock-hard abs…

UGH!!!

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DIDN’T HAVE A CONDOM WITH HIM.
(SHIT, I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T HAVE A CONDOM WITH ME.)

As someone who had experienced a shitload of crap just to have an HIV test earlier this year (thank god I CAME OUT as fuckin NEGATIVE…. since then, I’ve never had sex…), I’m sooo fucking scared to have sex cause of the whole HIV/AIDS thing — I hope you know where I stand on this;  I want to be fuckin 75 years old and wear Oscar de la Renta… I don’t want to be HIV-positive and have the face of death right in front of myeyes.

Anyway…we kissed, we wanked each other off, we hugged, i blew him, we did all sorts of stuff except anal cause we both didn’t have condoms… I mean, shit, I didn’t expect this really… I’m not a sexual person… I’m more of a cock-teasing bitch… just look, be looked at, but no touch. HAHAHAHAH

(REMEMBER KIDS – NEVER DO ANYTHING PENETRATIVE UNLESS YA HAVE RUBBER – YOU MIGHT CATCH A DISEASE YOU’LL REGRET FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE)

So yeah…

blatttttttttt…. (I can’t believe I’m speaking Russian)

we did the deed (but nothing pentrative), chatted for about 30 minutes and I told him I want to go to sleep – he told me he has to go home as well.

ok.

Ugh

Oh, before I go to bed, can I just say…

DAVID MCCULLOUGH, THE GUY I HAD SEX WITH TODAY LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE YOU EXCEPT HE DOESN’T HAVE ISSUES WITH HIS SEXUALITY (UNLIKE YOU **DID**). IT’S FUNNY HOW HE’S GOT EYEGLASSES (AND SO DID YOU)… OH I STILL (SORRY BABE) HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU BUT WE HAVE OUR OWN SEPARATE WORLDS.

bah,.

to cut the story short, this guy I just did tonight sorta looks like this guy I had the hots for about 3 years ago…

Anyway, I think I’d rather sleep.

For now.

I’m so drunk and my mouth smells like his crotch. I need to wash my face and brush my teeth.

Baboosh!

22 Comments

  1. Sad that you didn’t get any but still hot. Sounds like my situation earlier this month.

  2. BlogwarsMYass

    BLOGWAR is the biggest pile of shit to have graced the internet. Just a pack of losers who have nothing better to do than looking at porn, and talk about gays. Reading Blogwars is like witnessing an experimentation of how truly demented a bunch of douches can REALLY be. Gee whiz, where is the neutron bomb when you need it?

  3. kristine golly

    my goodness. bryanboy fab got some. take care there, hon. you may wanna be careful next time around.
    **loves it**

  4. it’s bad to blab online when you’re drunk. i make sure i don’t log on to lj when i’m drunk and frustrated.
    i can’t wait to see you!

  5. Bryanboy

    no i didn’t swallow. i NEVER swallow.
    i told him to cum on my chest.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  6. Even though you didn’t swallow, you still have to be careful with the bodily fluids, you know. Didn’t your mama ever teach you about the pre-ejaculate? Repeat this mantra: Better safe than sorry. Better safe than sorry. Better safe than sorry. Just looking out for you, Babe.

  7. OMG.. Thats cool I hope I am that I can also post my sexual experiences here as well but hell my family is reading my blog from time to time and I even received SMS from my aunt in Finland scolding me for using the word FUCK since my aunt also in NY saw my blog and called her…

  8. That sounds fun..gosh the blattt part cracked me up..russians are the best..i miss my russian friends.

  9. The Fashion Victim

    I never swallow too. I tasted some pre-cum before but it’s doesn’t taste good. How much more the “load”? Some people like swallowing it. Some people like moi and you don’t… and that’s fabulaaassshhh…

  10. Good for you, B. You avoided temptation. No pretty face (or pretty ass) is worth the price of disease…hell, even if I was married to a guy for 70 years and *I* wore Oscar, I’d still use protection…you never know if your loved one will screw around on you and bring home something nasty. Not only that, but I personally would not like splooge inside of me. (Hey, if you’re going to share your personal information via the anonymity of the internet, then so can I.)

  11. If you’re having oral sex without a condom, there’s no significant difference between the risks incurred spitting or swallowing. And, for HIV, they’re not very high, anyway. Hep B is a different matter; I assume you’ve had the requisite injections?

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