Animal Smuggling

Written By bryanboy

Animal Smuggling

It’s 10:44PM here in Beijing and I’m packing my luggage to my next destination.

I bought 2 huge fur stoles, both foxes, one from Lagerfeld Gallery and one from a Chinese (unless I’m wrong) store called "White Collar".

Isn’t my new baby cute? It’s sooo huge it’s fucking gorgeous!

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I strategically placed my RAZR phone there so you’ll have an idea of how big it is.

I don’t think I’ve got space on my luggage!!!!! FUCK!

What PETA doesn’t understand is the fact that if gorgeous creatures such as the one I bought aren’t turned into outfits (which, by the way, with proper care, will last for life – I’m doing them a favour), they will simply rot and turned into plant fertilizer after they die.

Look at those eyes!!! Shame they’re fuck. Sooo adorable though.

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Here’s my money shot.

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Ugh.

No more shots of similar nature. I’ll leave them to Helmut Newton, thank you very much. May his soul rest in peace.

Wanna know what I had for dinner?

Something that costs around US$1.80 from 7-11.

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I know it looks awful but I was starving! It was delicious though.

Time-wise, room service is just as bad as going to a restaurant… I didn’t want to wait!!!

More updates later. Or tomorrow.

I love you all!

SEND ME TEXT MESSAGES YOU FOOLS! I AM SO FUCKING LONELY IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY!

+63-915-785-1492

Baboosh!

P.S. THIS MESSAGE GOES OUT TO ALL ANTI-FUR PEOPLE OUT THERE.

I WOULD RATHER BE CREMATED ALIVE WITH MY ASHES THROWN OUT ON THE SLOPES OF GSTAAD THAN WEAR SOMETHING LIKE

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Don’t worry though – it’s just a personal opinion. you could wear North Face for all I care and I’ll still love you.

I’m THAT nice.

*bisous bisous*

63 Comments

  1. that north face jacket is ugly.
    i wear my zara for the winter.
    and i’d steal ur fox if i stumble upon u somewhere.i said,somewhere!

  2. Stick to the tub shots

    Wow. This is first time I’ve read one of your posts and became kinda SAD. I’m not a big ol’ PETA fan, but that is a full-on dead animal you have casually draped on your shoulders — FACE AND ALL. Boo. That was a downer…

  3. why do people still take it too seriously when you make comments like you did on the camel? come on guys, he knew it was a camel! you did, didn’t you, bryan? or don’t you? hrmm???
    bryanboy, the highlight of my boring day…

  4. hi bryan i really love your blog, and of course being single and independent means freedom and not to mention …i dont know, lol.
    anyway i wish you love cats as much as i do.
    heres a link
    http://www.leopardsetc.com/meet.html
    im not a big peta person. and i thnk that the paint throwing and the pie throwing is kinda immature..but i do love cats very much, as well as their furry cousins. theyre not meant to be worn though.:/ ive seen
    silence of the lambs..if you get what i mean.

  5. Hey Bryan.
    I DID SEND AN SMS TO YOU DAMMIT!!!
    And you didn’t even reply. Shit. You could at least put a bloody smiley face and say TQ.
    :) TQ.
    That’s it.
    Wait wait. I don’t know what time is it in China the moment I sent the sms. Maybe you’re in slumberland.
    Sorry dear.

  6. LOL my fiance’s mom just bought me some North Face snow boots. They are pretty ugly but at least they will keep my feet from getting soggy. :O

  7. you are horrible

    I have a dog with the same fur pattern and color as the fox fur that you bought. It terrified me to imagine that my baby could be turn into something like that.
    You had a dog bryanboy, you should know better! Shame on you.
    Btw, the situation surrounding the death of your dog is kind of suspicious.

  8. First time I got disapointed from you, please stop buying furs, it´s not fun to kill those pretty animals just to wear them, it´s so mean :(:(

  9. surfergirl

    You really are fabuleux dahling! Screw all the tasteless Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans of the world, you are my fashion icon! Kisses!
    P.S.
    You inspired me to splurge and I bought Gucci oversized sunglasses, a black and white pair of Jimmy Choo strappies, and a Gucci lambskin hobo bag.

  10. Same goes for me here.. i loved your previous posts but this one got me feeling depressed…. if only you’ll know that animals are skinned alive to extract their fur…find out for yourself..
    :(

  11. B! your pictures are hilarious and your logic is totally right! you’ve immortalized those animals! the money shot is of you on the camel!
    HOY sa bora mag 15 shots tayo. because deep down inside you know you’re jologs.
    miss you!

  12. and to you are horrible: of course it’s suspicious! bryan ATE daria. fucking fag is ass broke from buying all that shit that he had to cook his pet!

  13. Fur is so unnecassary! Why B!? I usually like your posts, but this one….I’m not much of a PETA maniac either. But fur to wear is just wrong and disgusting. These animals were skinned alive, some as young as 5 weeks old. Stick to faux!

  14. I can’t believe you bought that. I know you sometimes do things to get attention but by buying fur you condone this horrible act.
    http://www.furisdead.com/index.asp
    You should remove this post and bury your fur.
    It’s quite sad to see people our age as stupid and ignorant as yourself. Lets just hope your not skinned one day.

  15. I don’t mind much when you wear fur but that fur you bought is quite creepy :O

  16. I’m more a fan of recycled fur – buying vintage. That way you can put the onus on someone else for turning into something wearable, and still get your fashion jollies.
    Oh, and my North Face anorak/liner combo was the warmest thing ever while on my way to work. Temps are around 20F, so it’s fuck cold.
    Cheers.

  17. There is a difference between dying naturally and being skinned for its fur. But i guess u wouldn’t know. So it’d be right 2 kill you now since u’d end up rotting and turning into ash anyway.

  18. You are so DISGUSTING. How could you kill an innocent animal and even have the guts to wear it?! God. You are so pathetic. Your logic is like a logic of an 8 year old. You’ve immortalized it?! How dumb can you get?! You have killed it stupid. Atleast when it becomes plant fertilizer, something good will come out of it. But with you?! You bought it just to brag it to the whole world and show them you’re fucking GREAT. Well, I do not think so. Those idiots thinking you’re “cool” because you’re like this and you’re like that are INDIOS who have nothing to do in life but buy signature stuff just to brag it off!! What a superficial world they’re living. When it all boils down, YOU WILL DIE and those things will rot in hell with you. SHAME ON YOU.

  19. I guess a lot of people are having this kind of personal innuendo against this whole fur thingy.
    But I guess Bryanboy will never fall prey to his readers.
    He will continue to buy them anyways.
    :)

  20. Sa mga hindi marunong mag-Ingles, katulad i Saab… puede ba, mag-Tagalog ka nalang. Ang baho-baho ng Ingles mo. Nakakadiri. Saan ka ba nag-aral?

  21. Must say i “USED” to be a fan of you but who can be a fan of someone who thinks that the fur of a dead animal who was skinned alive and tortured is “fucking gorgeous”? It’s like being a fan of JLo. So sad. Was even thinking of sending you a “i love bryanboy” photo … now all i wanna send u is a sharp rasor that will jump out and bite you on the ass.

  22. first time caller

    oh no I no longer like the bryanboy. Are you supporting killings of endagered species?

  23. first time caller

    oh no I no longer like the bryanboy. Are you supporting killings of endagered species?

  24. how would u like it if u were the one being skinned like that poor fox? i’d wear u around, my bryanboy stole, ooo-lala

  25. this is the first time i didn’t like what you’ve written…i’m not against buying fur (although i wouldn’t buy one) but parading the poor dead creature like that even showing the face is quite disturbing…and so wrong…

  26. I have a cat that looks similar to your new foxes.
    They ARE beautiful, but there’s just something about parading around in dead animals that doesn’t strike my fancy.

  27. Anna Wintour

    It doesn’t strike your fancy because you cannot afford it. Y’all bitches need to get a life! Fucking hypocrites and envious.

  28. Does anyone else find it hilarious that half the people who complain about fur also wear leather and eat meat? I dunno, it’s hard to take people seriously when they say the trim on my coat is “cruel” then turn around a devour a steak. At least my coat will be around for a while and not be in the toilet 12 hours later. ;)

  29. Hi bryanboy
    first i must say I love you.you’re fantabulous + more.
    But FUR is abuse.not fashion…well i’m not going to change your mind or throw tofu on your face. just to say hi and once again Fur is abuse.not fashion.

  30. raising a cattle for food and capturing of poor endangered animals for their fur is a totally different subject. and btw,they usually skin the animals in the most inhumane way. such as a machine, throw the animal in…10 seconds later.out come the animal(still alive and struggling to keep alive)from the other end of the machine.

  31. Everyone is sooo right! Buying fur makes it OK for people to lecture you!
    Bryan dear, listen to all these morally-conscious folks! Change your tune IMMEDIATELY so that you can become non-controversial and placid, because we all know that’s your goal!

  32. FASHIONISTA

    mmm is the first time i really dont like what u have written…yes its beautiful but i bet it was even more when it was alive….:(

  33. animals as fashion. dead animals at that.
    seriously.
    the funny thing is, as humans we’re supposed to be the more “advanced” species on the earth.
    well, you don’t see animals wearing each other or us for fashion?
    and peta pisses me off too but their right.
    fashion is beautiful.
    that’s just not.

  34. Eww what the fuck is wrong with you??! If you think wearing a dead animal is fashionable then you are seriously disturbed. Yea and I’m beting that you’ve never watched those peta video’s where they SKIN THE ANIMAL ALIVE. And afterwards it’s just left to slowly die, all it’s muscle’s and ligaments showing. Cattle are different, they’re ugly and mass produced so no one cares if they die. But a fox as beautiful as that one USED to be? It’s inhuman. Wouldn’t you rather see a beautiful white fox in the wild, raising it’s cubs maybe, instead of seeing a dead carcus of one being worn as a scarf. You people are disgusting.

  35. OMG! Read this;
    “…Cattle are different, they’re ugly and mass produced so no one cares if they die. But a fox as beautiful as that one USED to be? It’s inhuman..”
    How stupid can someone get? Haha! So you mean you should only save BEAUTIFUL animals. Don’t you think you’re the one with problems?

  36. All I want to know is what you do for a living? Where does all the money come from?

  37. Everyone needs to get over the whole OMG U FUR WEARING EVIL MAN thing. Just shut up and go hang out with the creeps from PETA.

  38. Im just really amazed by the level of stupidity shown by this stupid stupid “animal lover”.
    “Cattle are different, they’re ugly and mass produced so one cares if they die. But a fox as beautiful as that one USED to be? It’s inhuman… You people are disgusting.”
    Dear you just said that cattles (they’re also part of the animal kingdom,FYI)ain’t worth shit.

  39. what the fuzz about fur? what you wanna do? splash native americans with paint since they wear fur too? eat grass and eventually evolve into cows? (what do you think why we have canine teeth for?)
    peta creeps, go save some funds for that coral reef you destroyed or whatever.

  40. “. Yea and I’m beting that you’ve never watched those peta video’s where they SKIN THE ANIMAL ALIVE”
    They skin fucking sheep whilst their still alive – then send the poor bastards back into the field to grave cold as fuck! OPEN YOUR EYES BITCH! i would bet my fucking gucci bag and wallet that you’ve worn wool before!
    Leave Bryan Alone! if he wants to wear fur he can and he’ll look fucking fabulous doing so!
    Retards!

  41. Girl with a conscience

    You disgust me! I assume the reason is, you do not find yourself attractive, so you wear a poor dead animal just to give yourself the confidence somewhere in your disgusting mind that you are just as beautiful as that animal once was. You have blood on your hand that will never come off. When judgement day is here, I can only hope that your fate will be the same for you as it was for EVERY poor animal that you have worn!!

  42. You stupid creep. You know what else rots into plant fertilizer eventually? HUMANS! But do we go around wearing them? Well, Maybe you do, but I know it’s not the common thing to do where I’m from. You and you’re little followers will be sorry when you get your karma. It is those like you who we, the ones possessing higher intelligence and understanding, must learn to overcome and overthrow.

  43. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

  44. TABERNACKLER, cut out the homophobia you cunt. Who gives a shit what he is? Maybe you, because you’re so stupid that you need everything in your life to be in black and white. Get a haircut dipshit, looks like you’ve got a dead skunk on your head.

  45. i’m sorry, but you can wear leather, wool, even horsehair. but fur is just plain ugly. who the fuck would wear fur with a head and feet still attached? that’s just plain cruel and disgusting. god, you look so FAT FAT FAT wearing that. people who wear fur not only look fat, but they look fucking ugly….oh wait, you already are.

  46. shit, am i too late for the action?
    i just bought a fox vest the other day but your fox is cuter. im sad. bring it to embassy one day, i want to pet it!
    and ew to those north-face loving, animal-hugging losers.
    FUCK PETA, DARLING!!

  47. There is a special place in hell reserved for you, you stuck up, superficial, shallow, egotistical douchebag.
    You much have a huge ego to think that animals should have to die so you can feel “fabulous”. There is nothing fabulous about wearing the chemically preserved carcass of an animal who was slaughtered in some brutal way such as gassing, suffocation, live skinning, or anal electrocution (which I think you would probably enjoy a little too much). Hopefully there is such thing as karma or hell so you can feel the horrible pain and fear that those animals felt at the hands of snobby fur hags like yourself.
    You are a sick person and you should be skinned alive for what you do and the fur you endorse. Do the world a favor and die.

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