Have I Changed?

Written By bryanboy

Have I Changed?

A couple of people told me I got fat.

Yes I looked fat on the Dior Homme t-shirt picture – that’s a size XS, btw.

If it’s any consolation, I got so drunk on Friday night I ended up sleeping the ENTIRE day on Saturday, totally fucking up all my deadlines and appointments. How irresponsible of me. It’s like 9:32AM now and I got up like 2 hours ago.

At least I missed ALL my meals on Saturday. Not even a single meal or drink.

Ok, I had a glass or two of water but that’s about it.

Blame it on bad mood/loneliness/being pissed.

I was so pissed at myself, at my life, on Friday night.

Bah.

The only thing that pretty much made my day was my little shopping thing.

Oh fuck it.

I’ll definitely lose weight one day.

I’ll definitely become a better person.

I’m gonna do a good job at tying Hermes scarves as cummerbunds so they won’t look like an oversized piece of fabric on my cords.

Fuckinggorgeous_2 

(THAT’S A SIZE 36 LACOSTE, WOMEN’S SO GO FUCK YOURSELF IF THAT’S FAT)

*kiddin*

Set it on stone bitches, I, Bryanboy, will be skinny – NOT thin – NOT slim – one day.

I promise you I’ll contract some disease (not life-threatening though) so I’ll be majorly emaciated.

As Patsy Stone once said, my arm sinews will have enough muscles left in my arm only to lift up a credit card.

I’m going to fill my stomach with a dozen diet pills now.

No.

Erase that.

I’m going to fist fuck my throat and purge all my internal organs.

Baboosh.

14 Comments

  1. wtf? you’re not fat!
    Seriously! And I’m a harsh critic on what’s fat and what’s not!
    And you’re not.
    If you become anorexic or bulimic, or catch some disease then it’ll take away all your looks =/

  2. Back in her thin days, my mother lost over 20 pounds by catching mono. This can be achieved by either sharing drinks or making out, whichever you prefer. ;)

  3. All i want to lose is 20 pounds. Those last 20 pounds. UGH!!!!!
    It’s not as if I want to lose like 75 pounds or something (I wish!!!)
    I could no longer feel my hip and pelvic bones let alone feel my knees

  4. Bryanboy, I’m a big fan of your blog, checking most days for updates, but this entry is disturbing. I don’t know if this was just a case of sporatic brain fartage but if you start to lose weight you’re gonna look like Calista Flockhart’s dead corpse. http://www.delusionalboy.com

  5. I love you to death and do not mean this in any evil or ‘ha, take that!’ kind of way, I’m just saying this as someone who feels that you can do SO much better. Your foundation is not working for you as it is the wrong shade for your skin which is why your usually great looking skin is not so glowing and why it makes you look older than you really are.
    Being a l’exotique myself I would recommend using a brand called ‘Bare Escentuals’. Their foundation consists only of natural minerals which means that you can even go to sleep with it on (great for all your late night outs-no need to wash off the gunk. Just crash on your bed). Another one to try would be Chantecaille foundation. I’ve heard rave reviews about it. Well Bryanboy with just a change of foundation, you’ll be your fabulous self again!

  6. I love you to death and do not mean this in any evil or ‘ha, take that!’ kind of way, I’m just saying this as someone who feels that you can do SO much better. Your foundation is not working for you as it is the wrong shade for your skin which is why your usually great looking skin is not so glowing and why it makes you look older than you really are.
    Being a l’exotique myself I would recommend using a brand called ‘Bare Escentuals’. Their foundation consists only of natural minerals which means that you can even go to sleep with it on (great for all your late night outs-no need to wash off the gunk. Just crash on your bed). Another one to try would be Chantecaille foundation. I’ve heard rave reviews about it. Well Bryanboy with just a change of foundation, you’ll be your fabulous self again!

  7. sweetie, you absolutely don’t need to but if you must cut down on anything, lay off the booze for a while and subsist solely on Perrier on your nights out…alcohol packs waaaay too much calories!

  8. Chica Bella

    You ARE NOT fat! Are you kidding me?? You lose much more weight you’ll go from being skinny to just plain sickly looking. Give me a break! Better call some sort of anorexia/bulemia support group cuz this shit is outta control.

  9. Everyone tells you your not fat but I agree with you. The skinnier the better. No one likes a fatty.
    Remember purging is your friend.

  10. There is a special place in hell reserved for you, you stuck up egotistical douchebag.
    You much have a huge ego to think that animals should have to die so you can feel “fabulous”. There is nothing fabulous about wearing the chemically preserved carcass of an animal who was slaughtered in some brutal way such as gassing, suffocation, live skinning, or anal electrocution (which I think you would probably enjoy a little too much). Hopefully there is such thing as karma or hell so you can feel the horrible pain and fear that those animals felt at the hands of snobby fur hags like yourself.
    You are a sick person and you should be skinned alive for what you do and the fur you endorse. Do the world a favor and die.

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