Oh my fucking god.
The Cosmo Magazine Bachelor’s Bash was a blast.
I unleashed the inner Seventeen-magazine (ok… more like Teen Beat with JTT and Andrew Keegan on it… yuck..) reading teenage girl from within.
Never in my entire life I have publicly screamed my heart out like a fuckin desperate bitch.
And never in my entire life I have seen a vast number of faggots and females screaming their hearts out like fucking bitches in heat.
But yeah… I’m telling you, I probably spent a good half hour screaming "oh my god (because a lot of them were buttons, buttons, buttons – thanks IMS-E.)" and shrieking with my hands up in the air telling "I love you" to any random guy with a bulge on their crotch.
Whereas the girls behind me were going "Marry me _____!!" or "I wanna have babies _____!"
The place was friggin full, crowded and hot – my top was literally drenched with sweat when I went out of the tent… thank GOD I brought "back up" outfits with me in the car. No way I could’ve survived the night without changing clothes.
Let’s play pictionary for a bit.
What’s strange tho is I probably didn’t even see half of whatever happened there because I didn’t wear my contacts.
I was TOTALLY disappointed when I saw that Dennis Trillo person. I know he looks short in TV a`he looks fit.
But I didn’t expect him to be 4 feet 1 inch tall!
And the straight twin brother of my little "everyone-knows-he’s-homosexual-all-he-needs-to-do-is-to-come-out" eye candy thing wasn’t there either.
Enough of this ghetto local showbiz obsession nonsense. I revealed far too much about my deadly showbiz sins already. How so so lower middle class.
I look forward to next year’s bash.
Whatever happened after the bash is best kept to myself. All I know is I got home at around 7:30AM.
Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax
# – Bryanboy loves people from Bendigo, VIC – Australia, Lambeth, London – UK, Burnaby, BC – Canada, Hildenborough, Kent – UK, Graz – Austria, Baulkam Hills, NSW – Australia and Sunbury, VIC – Australia. Bryanboy loves y’all and I wouldn’t hesitate to give each and every one of you sexual favors had I been to there.
#2 – Has anyone in this planet taken a sleeping pill/benzo which comes in small blue tablets with "P94" on one side of the pill? A friend gave me two of these last night and boy it helped me sleep! It was better than rivotril! I don’t know what they were called.
#3 – I can’t believe there’s nowhere in this city where one could go to (for booze/dancing/nice music/chill out/whatever) at 5-6AM. Anyway, me and a couple of friends ended up at Capone’s post-Fluxxe. Capone’s is this bar/small club where preppy Filipino (also known as "coño") kids go to.
I’m not feeling good today for some strange reason.
I feel sooo drowsy, cold and clammy.
I’ll update later. Email me as always, email@example.com.