30 Bags in 30 Days, Bryanboy Loves Carlos, Move over, Papa John!

Written By bryanboy

30 Bags in 30 Days

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You have got to click on this link. That Fendi Spy Bag is giving me an orgasm. I should’ve picked one up at the Fendi Store over the weekend. God I’m such a bastard. I guess I shouldn’t feel bad cause I picked up a Goyard.

All these hot bags are up for grabs – Fendi Spy bag, Luella faux-Birkin, Hermes Kelly, Dolce & Gabbana python, Chloe Paddington, Vuitton Keepall, YSL canvas totes and more!

Bryanboy Loves Kids

Not in a sexual way, of course. I’m too young to be a pedo darling and the only ones I like are those who are waiting for Mother Morticia to pick them up on their deathbeds.

Speaking of deathbeds, I could barely get out of bed earlier. I thought I was dying.

Imagine waking up extremely late on a Wednesday, with a massive hangover, a sore throat, a runny nose and a horrible cough.

I think I have the flu… or something else. I’m definitely going to the docs tomorrow and see what they have to say.

Overall, I was completely wasted and the only thing that brightened up my day was this little present that I received via email, flesh fresh from Australia.

Carlos

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Isn’t he the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen?

Prima-facie evidence that you can never be too young to be fabulous!

Move over, Papa John!

Move over, Papa John cause we’ve got a new breed of sex tourists in town! Old, hairy white pensioners are out! Who knew that Angeles City (prostitute central) now attracts a ‘younger’ kind of crowd?

Dan_sextourist

Meet Dan, a 23 year old from Simi Valley, California, who likes to bang 3 prostitutes at the same time. One can only imagine where his tongue and his cock goes to… STD-infested orifices that hundreds, if not thousands, of cocks have landed before. Eugh. How disgusting! I dunno who to feel sorry for. The girls who sell their souls and their dignity in exchange for cash, or the horny-as-hell-and-damned-proud-of-it white man who goes around waving his std’ed-pogo-stick.

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Welcome to the land of the brown, the l’exotique and the natives!

Bryanboy Loves… and Random Cheesemax

Dpkl360600_1#1 – Bryanboy loves people from New York City, NY (that includes a certain somebody from FHM USA… he knows who he is), Columbus and Toledo, OH, Osaka, Japan, Amstelveen, Holland, Salt Lake City, UT and of course people from Loves Park, IL and Guaynabo, Puerto Rico. Bryanboy loves y’all.

#2 – Many thanks to Jackie and Marco for taking care of me on Tuesday. Leslie, you gorgeous, gorgeous mama, sorry I didn’t make it to the club tonight. It would be horrible and extremely awful of me if I go out and infect each and every one of you with my third world germs. It was nice to chat with you the other night and I hope to see you again in the future, NYC, Manila, wherever it may be.

#3 – Exclusive Interview with Uncle Karl. Warning to my fellow countrymen: the Philippines is not even acknowledged by Dom Perignon on the location drop down menu. That’s how THIRD-WORLD we are. Click here to see the interview.

#4 – It’s bye bye Lacroix for Pucci and hello Matthew Williamson.

#5 – A big hello, hugs and kisses to my fan Sylvia, who lives in Milan, Italy. Lucky, lucky bitch for being soo near to the shows and easy access to all the stores etc. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!

#6 – Milan Fashion Week is at full swing. Every gay boy’s favourite designer, Dolce & Gabbana’s 20th anniversary show is going to be broadcasted live on the internet on the 29th. Here’s an invite and the link to see the broadcast.

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I probably won’t watch the show myself but to salute Domenico and Stefano for their contribution to every young gay man’s (from New York to Miami, London to Sydney, Milan and Singapore) wardrobe, I bought a pair of green suede and leather sneakers at Harvey Nichols over the weekend.

Dolcesneakers

More updates (and photos) later. I’ll get to camwhore this time cause me and my sis are going to the MALL, the doctors, the salon and aestheticians!

You know where to contact me. bryanboy@gmail.com or +63-915-7851492.

Baboosh!

P.S. Does anyone have a copy of the September 27th Philippine Star Newspaper? I’ve been told that my photo was there, on the lifestyle section. My oh my. If you have a copy and don’t mind scanning it, please email me with a photo so I can put it on my online library.

P.P.S.S. Bryanboy loves Cosmo Magazine Philippines. Be sure to buy a copy of the October Issue, out on the newstands now, cause I’m there!

13 Comments

  1. Xeng Zulueta

    I LOVE BRYAN. The most down-to-earth label whore I know. Fuck all those who question why you drink champagne and say you throw your money away. They are just jealous. It’s your money right?
    We only live once…. Here’s to more Goyyard’s for you..wait, did I spell that right?
    XENGLOTS

  2. Fendi Spy bag? Oh yes please.
    That kid’s sooo adorable!! Yep.. you can’t be too young to be extremley fabulous ala byranboy.
    and regarding that yank hornbag? no comment. *UGHHH!!*

  3. Haciendero

    Darling,
    Tell that Dan guy Fields Avenue is THE Prostitute Central… Not Angeles… Did he even step out of that whore strip?
    And yeah it grosses me out too that DOM’s (has-been’s even) thrive in that area.
    Nonetheless, I still lurv your blog! More power ;-)

  4. My letter to: contact@domperignon98.com
    Re: Your ignorance is showing…
    On your drop down list of countries on your opening page, the stupidity of your creative web design team is quite apparent.
    Why is a major country like the PHILIPPINES omitted?
    You listed countries which have almost been wiped off the face of the earth like Armenia, countries that have only recently qualified for status as a country like East Timor, and practically every country in Africa where Dom Perignon would cost more than an average citizen’s annual salary but yet you ignore one of the most visually obvious nations in the Pacific Rim (we are that big country under Japan – if you can find that too). Strange that you should ignore a country that has figured in such major international events like World War II and the ESTABLISHMENT OF THE UNITED NATIONS. People like Jean Paul Gaultier spent time living and working here as did Eartha Kitt, Martin Scorcese, Margot Fonteyn, Nuruyev, and Leonard Bernstein. Please. We were Asia’s coolest country even before Asia knew what cool was.
    And you know we drink Dom Perignon here too. But maybe not anymore after this.
    Bunch of Ignoramuses.
    Really.
    CARLOS P. CELDRAN

  5. Bryan, have you seen the Fendi bag that they’ve been splashing in ads here in the states? White, sort of rectangular with black patent accents and handles. LUST. Alas, I am a mere mortal and cannot afford/justify at this time.

  6. Pia Magalona

    Oh yah.. Philippines isn’t in the drop-down. How strange. Didn’t the web designer know that automatic drop-downs with ALL the names of existing countries is available? Hmm.. ignorance is not bliss. I myself clicked on Andorra, wherever the heck THAT is (my tun at ignorance) it just sounded good (rhymes with angora).
    Speak of Karl L, read his intv’w in the maiden issue of ELLE ACCESSORIES (yes, available in this here 3rd world) it’s so fun and the only thing I remember is him saying he owns 800 iPods just because.
    Love you bryanboy!
    Love (yes, more love),
    Pia:)
    P>S> Can anybody tell I’m writing my comments backwards chronological-wise?

  7. Pia Magalona

    And hey, I also got that win 30 bags in 30 days sweeps from bluefly.com in my email but I can’t qualify because it’s open only to bonafide residents of the 50 United States of America and the District of Columbia and we’re not even close!
    Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to buy the bags. I never win anyway.
    Love, Pia:)

  8. Ooh! Looky! It pays to bitch. After sending my letter to the Karl Lagerfeld website. They sent back an apology and added the Philippines to their list.
    From : Audrey BEX
    Sent : Tuesday, October 11, 2005 3:56 PM
    To : celdrantours@hotmail.com
    Dear Sir,
    Please forgive us for the distress you felt at not finding your country in our Internet list. Please be assured that this omission was completely unintentional. We would like to thank you for having pointed out this serious omission, which we already rectify.
    Cordially yours,
    Webmaster
    – See? We only remain insignificant if we allow these freaks to think of us as such. We may be third world but not third class. Please note their bad grammar in the last sentence.

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