Shock-Horror: Bryanboy is a Commoner; He is Just Like Us!

Written By bryanboy

People often think on how I have this so-called "glamorous" and "expensive" life. I don’t. I’m also just a middle class twit (honest!) who loves everything ghetto, what’s that term, ghetto fabulouzzzzz.



Like normal commoners and mere mortals such as yourself, I, too, have this thing about McDonalds. I’m actually worse than a pregnant bitch when I get these food cravings. One day I’ll crave for true, hard-to-find Indian food, the next day I’ll crave for a calorie fuck-my-body-with-lard fest at McD’s.


Meet my "Big Breakfast" — an assortment of

cardboard pieces deep fried in oil, lard, and anal

lubricant of all sorts.


Since I were having my facial at my aesthetician today, my sister and I decided to pop by at McDonald’s before hand. Yes — I do like McDonald’s even after years of bitching on how I don’t do McD’s. I mean, the last time I had McDonald’s was something around either earlier this year, or last year. I can’t remember. It’s not often though.


Curious what goes on behind the doors of my aesthetician’s + dermatologist’s office? Here’s me having my usual glycopeel cleaning/extraction facial sessions. I do these either on a weekly basis (if my skin is crap) or bi-weekly if god loves me. I just have to have to have to have to do these regularly so I won’t get a zit etc.

You know how bad a single zit can be for your

self-esteem. It’s pretty much social suicide.

So why risk it when prevention is better

than cure?


Here’s the fun part after all the extraction work etc. I don’t know what they call it but this is supposed to help close down your pores. Take note how red my face is afterwards — my aesthetician removed white heads etc. It’s facial abuse at it’s finest. But hey, 6 hours of a red face is worth a week or two weeks of flawless, beautiful skin. Try it! Get an extraction facial today and see what happens. :)


Wanna take a peek at the usual day at the clinic? It’s full of MatronAirs at their full force.



All I can say, I don’t care about you all cause I’m a pretty little thing and I loves it.


P.S. I’m 1-month overdue to see my shrink. I was supposed to see him back on June 15… I think I’ll see him sometime this week. *fingers crossed*. I’ve run out of Xanax and god knows when my next anxiety attack wil strike. I’m scared!


  1. Hey Bryan!!! The process with the gauze on your face with the static feeling is called high-frequency. It also kills any bacteria or germs after recieving extractions.:)

  2. You ROCK. Honestly the funniest gay/bi guy I’ve come across.
    I’d kill to go out to club with you, you’d be a riot. Seriously deadly blog man, keep up the good work (and keep up the cool gay vibe ya got goin’, makin us fairy’s all proud!)

  3. Im amazed that someone hasn’t kicked the crap out of you yet. Not because you are gay, but because you come across as so damn annoying!

  4. wow the last time i had mcdonalds was…………a few months ago? march?
    i hate the smell that surrounds mcdees but i do like the fries from the countries that use animal oil instead of veggie oil (like hk).
    ur car looks familiar but i just can’t place it. i know i can only see the door but still~ …to..yo..ta..le..xus? whatever.
    i like the hat in the last pic btw

  5. you always post stuff thats funny, edgy, and a bit bitchy sometimes. it’s good not to care what others think, set your own trends, go nuts man. :-)

  6. Delilah Valentine

    I do my own facials. Works just as fucking well. You should try it some time.
    Delilah Valentine

  7. McD’s = instant heart attacks. Be careful with those! We don’t want to lose you.
    Cheers. :-)

  8. You know, if you gave up on the MacDonalds, you might find you were able to give up on the scary facial treatments as well… :)

  9. You are a hoot! What are you wearing on your lips at the derm’s office? It’s lovely!!

  10. How much do those extraction facials cost?? I have a friend who ought to try that.
    I haven’t had McD’s in ages!!

  11. tim r.

    Honestly, I hope you eat lots of McDonalds. At a fast rate, we could lose you.
    Then, the world would be a MUCH better place.
    Hoping that you choke on something absolutely morbid (such as a criminal’s low-down anatomy),
    Tim Rahk

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