Regurgitation galore and closeted faggots.

Written By bryanboy

Let me plant some seedlings first before we go

to the main course.

Three cheers for the girlie gang @ Handbag_Fetish at LiveJournal. I love you gals – it’s people like you and me who are responsible for keeping the global economies afloat. While everyone shops for stupid, silly things like food (purge), diapers (meow) and books (say what now), screw what everyone else thinks and flex that plastic like there’s no such thing as tomorrow on life’s NECESSITIES such as handbags and fantastic access-wa.

I love people from Malmo, Sweden, wherever that is. Big kisses from the fabulous third world from me to you. The same applies to people in Munich. Bryanboy loves you, you and you!

To my British friends and loyalists, I would like to wish a big tata, farewell, goodbye and peace out to our friend BNP founder John Tyndall. May your soul rest in peace and may your ashes remain white rather than gray. Afterall, gray is a colour; you certainly don’t want any coloured things miscegenating with white.

The same applies to people of the coloured

kind in London: note: please do not carry a

backpack unless you want to be mistaken

as a terrorist.

In fact, anyone over the age of 9 in this planet should never, ever, ever carry a backpack. Even if it’s Vuitton (may god bless my soul). Even if it’s a black Prada nylon backpack that should’ve died along with the 90s. Leave the backpacks to the white backpackers (who usually come in couples) of the Australian kind.

Another boring Friday morning for me here in the cesspit of the third world. My weekly FedEx shipment from the US arrived today with DVDs I rented from Netflix.com. One of them is called "A Home at the End of the World" starring no other than my fuck buddy Colin Farrell.

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I rented this film because I was intrigued after seeing it on this blog.

The film was alright. Errr how would I put it?

Seriously, I’m at a loss of words it’s not even funny.

It was alright. If you want to see Colin Farrell act like a dumb, childish person then yes, please feel free to see this film.

Not too keen on the story line. It made me sad, yes, but that’s about it.

I guess it wasn’t clear to ME about Colin’s character’s sexuality.

I mean, did he fancy THE gay guy? I mean, yeah, they masturbated each other when they were kids, yes, he kissed the gay guy despite having a "girlfriend" claiming it’s a "brotherly kiss", and yes, he selected to live with the dying gay guy with AIDS over the girl and his own daughter.

And then one thing occured to me.

Colin is like one of those "gay for pay" people in a way.

He was "gay" to Jonathan because Jonathan provided some sort of a life (friendship, support, family, etc) to Colin ever since they first met when they were kids. And in a way, Colin was feeling guilty/thankful to Jonathan hence he’s being "gay".

UGH. Whatever. I don’t want to talk about it anymore. It’s giving me a fucking headache.

Now you can erase "FILM CRITIC" from my list of job prospects. I can’t even write a proper review for god’s sake.

CAN WE JUST STICK TO GAY PORN PLEASE? COCK, ASS, BOLLOCKS, SWEAT, CUM, NO DIALOGUES.

I dunno. It’s all too confusing to me. I’d rather stick to chick flicks and movies that doesn’t require friction of my mere 2 brain cells. I’m sure you people know how hard it is for inbred blondes like me.

10 Comments

  1. Being one of the “girlie gang” over at Handbag Fetish, just wanted to share my absolute love of your site. You are gorgeous and so is everything about you, material or not! :)

  2. I am SO with you on the backpack issue. I despise backpacks. There’s no such thing as a cute backpack. The only reason to wear one is if you are a schoolchild or a …. backpacker.

  3. Delilah Valentine

    Oh fuck no boo. Now you’ve got me wanting to see the Collin movie. I may get really sad though, because god only knows I did, with “The Fluffer.” WHO the fuck writes this shit? It’s nothing but depressing, and I always get sucked in for gay story lines. Sons of bitches.
    Just Keepin’ It Real,
    Delilah Valentine

  4. CRYSTAL

    I’m drunk. I’ve been a secret fan for some weeks now. You are the most fantastic person to read about on the internet. I love you man. Just because I’m drunk, don’t take this as a drunk compliment that doesn’t mean anything, I just have the guts to tell you now, and I don’t care if I look stupid. You make the boring internet worth signing on to.

  5. HELP !!! How do you get Netflix if you are in the Philipines ? I live in South America and i want to rent dvd’s … loved the vomit pic.

  6. It’s amazing how distasteful you can be while still being funny. *giggles at Tyndall’s ashes*
    (Pendantic note: Strictly speaking, the BNP are nationalists or fascists, not loyalists)

  7. Delilah Valentine

    OH man this movie is fucking sad. I’m almost done it. :( Good looking on mentioning it. It’s good, but so sad.
    Delilah Valentine

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