I need an oxygen tank too. When the going gets tough, the tough buys Dee-yor.

Written By bryanboy

First things first.

Puckerup

Both my sisters wanted to get their pedicures done at lunch time earlier and I tagged along cause it would’ve been nice to get some serious fresh air. Besides, I simply couldn’t sleep earlier.

Rather than babysitting the two at the nail bar, I asked our driver to drop me off to my pulmonologist. Very nice husband and wife team. They were very comforting. Dr. Andrew Gonzales, that’s his name. I still have this cough (from 2 weeks ago) that just won’t go and I sometimes find it painful whenever I smoke — DUH! He did this thing in my ears a couple of times, listened to my breathing, asked me all sorts of questions, the meds I’ve been taking etc.

Outsideasianhospital

Patience

Toilets

Looks like I still have Acute Bronchitis, Allergic Rhinitis and Otitis Media. God, I’m such a diseased person. And there you have it — after 8 or 9 years of smoking Marlboro Reds, I finally contracted some damn respiratory disease.

My doc prescribed me all sorts of stuff, I have 6 new medications to add to my existing meds (3). He gave me this Budesonide Nasal Spray, PPA/Syndecol, Cetirizine, Norfloxacin/Euroflox, Bambuterol/Bambec and Mefenamic Acid. Add this to my daily diet of insanity pills – Seroxat, Rivotril and Xanax. God knows what my blood is made of already. At this rate, it won’t be long until I get narcotics.

Think about it, I’d be willing to skip all these if they just prescribe me 1 narcotic, oh yes, just 1, once a day, every day for a couple of days. The thought of me taking all these pills is just a royal pain in the ass.

Drugdiet

Apres-Doctor, I asked my driver to bring me to the mall so I can comfort myself with my newfound disease.

Well hello — I’m in the third world so there’s

nothing comforting. Can you say the words

boresville and genericsville?

I ended up buying a magazine, went to Starbucks for some Iced Cafe Latte and smoked a couple of fags — yes, I know.

Then I dropped by at the department store, went straight to the Dior counter and bought 3 things – Dior Plastic Lip Gloss, some Bronze-like powder and Dior Skinflash Radiance Booster Pen. New additions to my ever-growing cosmetic collection. It’s funny how I have all these cosmetic but I don’t even use them!

You know what they say – the eye is hungrier

than the stomach.

Lootoftheday

French fries, mashed potatoes, veggies, coleslaw and side dishes:

Are you part of the gold-collar crowd? Yay for Simple Life 4.

Um, Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and fuck, yes, I’m flattered to have a fan, but why do I get the feeling there’s someone’s copying my writing style out there (hint: blind items), days after the plagiarism police notified me of such atrocity? I mean gawd, I don’t even know how to write, hence me asking for a Coffee Table Book deal. Hah!

Must buy soon – Dior Gisele Cannage Medium Handheld bag. $1,230 at Eluxury.com.

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_39611619_russia_map203I’m planning to go to Moscow/Russia again for about 2-3 weeks on mid or late November, perhaps go on a 1-week expedition near the North Pole? Anyone wanna be travel budddies? You pay for your own airfare, your own expenses, I’ll cover the hotel, my airfare, my expenses. I don’t care whether you’re a girl or a boy, straight or gay as long as you are not heavier than my check-in luggage. Trust me on this one. Email me, bryanboy@gmail.com.

FYI, First Class fares from Bangkok to Moscow was around $1,500 and Biz was about $1,350 roundtrip; this was on crappy Aeroflot last year. Economy is much much cheaper I’m sure but I never fly economy.

If you’re coming from another part of the

world, I’m sure you can get your crotch to

Moscow much cheaper than a night with

a Vegas hooker.

In any case, email me, whoever you are, wherever you are in the world. It won’t hurt to say hi. Repeat after me: hi. "Hi!".  I’m lonely. It’s 11:02PM.

Baboosh!

35 Comments

  1. its amazing to read about ur shopping trips! u seems to have so much things to buy everything u go shopping!

  2. Hot Bitch

    Um, baby girl, First of all, you’re so Queeny and faggy and shit, and just so fan-fucking-tabulous, I love it. But I don’t think you invented that whole “Blind Item” bit. It’s been done to death way before you even became your fabulous self. I think fags all speak and write in the same bitch slapping way. Anyways, you’re fabulous, and fagulous… Love ya to itty bits.

  3. 1st time coming to your page, I adore it already.
    You have a great eye for accessories…
    Can I ask, what is it you do?

  4. Girlfridae1

    Have you ever thought of Prague? Or my fav Italy? I’ve always wanted to visit Russia (or whatever they’re calling themselves these days)–it just seems a bit foreboding…
    nighty night.
    Fridae

  5. Hey just passin through wanted to spread a lil love. Welcome to the Soul Life Boards by the way. Take Care

  6. Hey BryanBOY!
    Love the site….Love your style ofcourse people are gonna bite!!! LOL!!
    Anyway thanks for joining my board…i hope u come back!!!! U got the link!
    Soul Life!

  7. BishopBoog

    You are carrrying in the name!!!!! I live!!!!!!
    I can’t hate you know the taste, I’m gagging that your making the girls know it by posting pics of the reciepts for your bags just in case they try it!!! Look forward to future stuff from you;)

  8. The best part of smoking is the accessories.
    Precious metal cigarette cases, and gold lighters.

  9. Summer

    hi Bryan,
    i was at Bon appetit at ATC yesterday, when from afar someone caught my fancy…lo and behold, I see you travesrsing through Corte de las Palmas!!! I swear, hadn’t you been talking on your fone in somewhat a frenzy, I would have hugged you! The best part? I only recognized you because I’m such a fan of your blogsite. It was the first time to see you in flesh and it was so surreal.
    muy bien,
    “summer”
    p.s.
    you wear wearing this blue ensemble and that denim bag! it was you I swear!
    loves you!!!! keep ‘em coming….

  10. I need a life. I read your blog too much. I stopped blogging after 3 or 4 years of it. I kind of miss it, but now to read other people’s blogs, it’s more entertaining than having one of my own. You should quit smoking. I’m trying to get my dad and basically all my friends to do so. But you know it’s not easy. Anyhow, just saying hello.

  11. Bryan, for the love of God, please stop smoking!!! You are killing yourself, and by the looks of it, it’s working!!!

  12. AnnaHart

    Bryan, if you’re going to smoke a fag, you really should switch from Marlboro Reds to something a little less….conspicuous.

  13. Good question, Rita. Bryan babe, come on and tell us what you do. Show us the path to your enlightment!

  14. The real question is, are you paying for army cadets by the truck load?
    checked out your copy-cat:
    sue his ass.

  15. Jay-Jay

    Bryan, can I fuck one of your sugar daddies to get some cash for the ticket? Pretty please!

  16. Plagiarism Police

    chaoscouture.blogspot.com is the same guy as hoyteamo.blogspot.com! He shut down his old blog when I called him out on his plagiarism of you. I swear he copied almost all your posts… from the friendster post, to the i need a boyfriend post, to the 10 things to do in an interview post. And now he’s doing it again copying your blind item post.

  17. Plagiarism Police

    chaoscouture.blogspot.com is the same guy as hoyteamo.blogspot.com! He shut down his old blog when I called him out on his plagiarism of you. His excuse is that he was hacked. I swear he copied almost all your posts… from the friendster post, to the i need a boyfriend post, to the 10 things to do in an interview post. And now he’s doing it again copying your blind item post in his new blog.

  18. Plagiarism Police

    chaoscouture.blogspot.com is the same guy as hoyteamo.blogspot.com! He shut down his old blog when I called him out on his plagiarism of you. His excuse is that he was hacked. I swear he copied almost all your posts… from the friendster post, to the i need a boyfriend post, to the 10 things to do in an interview post. And now he’s doing it again copying your blind item post in his new blog.

  19. Plagiarism Police

    chaoscouture.blogspot.com is the same guy as hoyteamo.blogspot.com! He shut down his old blog when I called him out on his plagiarism of you. His excuse is that he was hacked. I swear he copied almost all your posts… from the friendster post, to the i need a boyfriend post, to the 10 things to do in an interview post. And now he’s doing it again copying your blind item post in his new blog.

  20. yoWza..the bag’s hottt! too bad i can’t brag one at work..no one would appreciate fas-yon. i should get a shirt like that of yours..it would put my former flame to shame seein me in it with my nu shrunken bod. :p

  21. jackie

    bryanboy, i lurve your blog, thanks for representing brown bitches in the net.
    i would like to invite you to come here in sydney, i know it’s in march but come here for mardi gras and party with us. i love you! your faboooolous!

  22. I love your blog! My friend showed it to me the other day, and I’m obsessed now. haha. I would so marry you, if you were into girls. =P

  23. what the US$1350??? that’s so cheap!!
    the cheapest roundtrip from montreal to hkg is like CDN$1300 on JAL economy

  24. i have no idea wtfh “plagiarism police” is saying but blind items are absolutely everywhere. ted casablanca is where i first read it… the awful truth :-)

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