God what a busy day yesterday was – yesterday cause it’s fuckin 1:42AM here.
A couple of hours after I made yesterday’s post, at exactly 7:30AM, my mother and I went for a Phyto body scrub and full body massage at one of the local spas. It was amazing. Since my usual papparazi weren’t around (otherwise known as my sisters), my mood-ra (mother) took a pic of me. And boy I look so fugly. It didn’t do my all-new Louis Vuitton Pleaty denim handbag justice.
Even a US$1,700 bag looks fugly on someone with bad hair.
What do you expect? I had a full body massage, from head to toe. Even the lady at the spa massaged my ass.
I just love it when a masseuse lathers my butt with oil and goes all hot horny lesbian over em, thinking my butt cheeks are a pair of tits. Oh the pleasures of lesbian sex!
God remind me, I need another lipodissolve session. I look so fat these days. Just a few more inches to go….
I also went to my aesthetician and dermatologist earlier for my usual facials. Nothing new there eh?
Since we’re talking about healthcare, there’s a new dental clinic that opened a couple of yards away from my dermatologist. I decided to go in to get my teeth cleaned cause my current dentist (whom I do my usual bleaching sessions) is on holiday.
Boy oh boy, I found a nasty surprise today. Apparently I need fillings, yes, for the first time ever, done. I’ve got an appointment next week. I like this new dentist. Her name is Cynthia and I think she’s a lesbian. Don’t get me wrong though, my current dentist was nice – she was tall, skinny and she wore Prada – but it’s soo hard to get an appointment with her. Well, it’s easy if you’re spending a ton.
Anyway, I think Cynthia’s fab and I loves her.
Remember how I told you how I got so hooked into this showbiz hoola balloo?
Forget the pending subscription to Star Magazine. I found something better. I’ve been reading this blog, Pink Is The New Blog, recently.
All I can say is, OH MY GAWSH. There – we’re now officially members of the mutual admiration society. *kiddin*
I love Trent. I love all the showbiz goss. It’s just, it’s just, it’s just. Truly Outrageous! Hah ;)
On to other things….
You decide. Is this lady the same as the "Bag Lady Bandit" wanted by the FBI? I told you, there’s just something suspicious with that lady. ;) If you have any information concerning this case, please contact your local FBI
Ciao for now.
Remember me, remember them,
put em together, remember when!