Chaos Couture – Snap Out of It

Written By bryanboy

I’m in love. New Versace bags are in, fresh from the boat … er… gondola from Italy.

I’m not a big Versace fan. Why? It’s just not me. I’m more of a Dior bitch.

Versace’s for prostitutes and mafia wives really.

But this one is an exception. Even the name is fucking brilliant: Chaos Couture Snap Out of It. US$1,545 @ Eluxury.com.

It’s gorgeous. I want it. It’s screaming my name. I haven’t seen Versace bags THIS gorgeous in a long time.This one will definitely go to my to-do lists. Think, think, think. Snap, snap, snap.

Versace

I’ll think about it. God I’m so tempted to buy this one. Think how gorgeous it is — it looks soo nice with a plain black or white tank top, some fitted jeans, some black flip flops and some Chanel glasses. Gorgeous. So so gorgeous! My account will nag at me though. Speaking of which, I spoke to her earlier this afternoon and talked about filling taxes early this year. She also wants all my receipts from last year’s expenses. Thank god I run my own business and not employed, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to deduct my shopping as "representation expenses" and "gifts".

Welcome to the Philippines though. As if you’d get audited by the taxing authorities. Even politicians underdeclare their incomes. At least I don’t.

This is the only country in the world, I guess, where you can classify US$4,000 sprees at Chanel as "charitable donations/deductions".

Hey… I’d take Chanel, or in this case, Versace, as a donation to my wardrobe. It suffered extreme hassle, emotional distress, pain and mental suffering from the tsunami. I just hope I get a piece of that US$1Billion dollar pie the United Nations is talking about.

10 Comments

  1. I’ve been eyeing THE SAME BAGS and came here intending to post a link to them only to see that you’ve scooped me. Damn. Anyway I’m definitely getting it.

  2. Its a neat bag.. a little on the loud side with the design though. Man.. i wish i could write off my shopping as representation expenses! That must be nice!

  3. “Hey… I’d take Chanel, or in this case, Versace, as a donation to my wardrobe. It suffered extreme hassle, emotional distress, pain and mental suffering from the tsunami. I just hope I get a piece of that US$1Billion dollar pie the United Nations is talking about.”
    You’re even more shallow than I thought.
    I love your blog — reminds me that I’m a decent human being.

  4. those bags are for whores and mafia wives, if you really would like to stereotype. Also, Versace could be classy, it’s not like everything Versace is whorish and tacky. Take a look at Dior.

  5. i agree this is Versace’s final collection before their MAKEOVAAA… they are closing down stores like crazy, i am a versace-a-holic and the manager of one of the largest stores in europe is a good friend, he is in tears because they are closing it down. he met with the versace bosses and they said to him that the company and clothing and everything is going to be made over completely, they are desperate for more exclusivity – so versace prices are going to be inflated ten-fold… the EXCITEMENT!!

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