Hello Bangkok

Written By bryanboy

Just got here in Bangkok. My flight to Manila’s like 1:55PM.

My god, Aeroflot is the worst airline ever. Did I say the bathrooms were so repulsive? They’ve got no toiletries whatsoever… only liquid soap.

The stench is so bad you can literally smell the scent of fress piss at least 6 feet away. No wonder the toilets can only be found at the front of the plane… or at the very end. I feel sorry for those who seat near em: both pilots/cockpit area… and some unfortunate scum cattle class passengers.

I went to the cattle class toilets at the end of the plane just for fun halfway across the flight and I swear, there’s lots of trash and garbage everywhere — on the sink, on the floor, everywhere! Every single imaginable toilet trash you can think of. Tissues with snot, tissues with shit skid marks, tissues with blood, beer bottles, cans, candy wrappers, bloody tampons, you name it. In fact, even one of the toilet bowls is covered with puke.

I am dead serious.

Surely I’m not the only one who has flown Aeroflot before — so I dare you to ask someone else and I bet they’d agree with me hands down.

Anyway, the only thing I did in Bangkok really is smoked a couple of fags, had some canapes at the lounge, bought 2 clear lip gloss tubes and the Addict Trio lip gloss at Dior, plus 2 cartons of Marlboro cigarettes at Duty Free.

Only paid around US$250 of excess baggage to my flight in Manila this time.

I just want to go home… see my family, see my cat and have a good night’s worth of sleep.


  1. eeew indeed!
    I swear it was the most horrible sight EVER! Some of the Russians on the plane were animals. No kidding.

  2. Came here through blogexplosion. Apparently the Azeribaijan (Azeri) national airline is even worse; they allow smoking on board. Which doesn’t seem especially sensible given all that aviation fuel.

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